Ride the wild range

How to ride the wild range....

As you know we boldly go to new parts of the planet to seek out brilliant new kids' presents. We now proudly announce the Hobbyhorse without a Stick !

This brilliant new concept, known descriptively as My Riding Pony - £24.99 has been pioneered in the Pampas of Devon and is the Next Big Thing. What is the problem with the traditional Hobby Horse ? Yes, it is the stick which severely limits your speed and manoeuvrability. In a triumph for British ingenuity, this problem has been solved.

You step into the furry waistband, check the tail is hanging loose, grab the reins and speed off.

Tested on stacks of kids and massively popular we think this is the thing for summer. It is also an excellent credit crunch present as it is a lot cheaper than a real pony and does not need feeding. No more messy oats. If you already have a pony, we do not necessarily recommend replacing it with My Riding Pony as you might get tears, but it is a very good substitute.

If you are allergic to horses, then there are lots of other cool toys at our site www.wickeduncle.com. And if you have a moment or two left over from your lunch break, check out our Teddy Bears Picnic game for some light entertainment.

Happy Equine Shopping,



PS And here are the horse jokes:

Q: How do you hire a horse?
A: Put a brick under each hoof!


Q: What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
A: Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Q: What do you give a sick horse?
A: Cough stirrup.

Q: What's a horse's favourite sport?
A: Stable Tennis

Q: How long should a horse's legs be?
A: Long enough to reach the ground.