Spread a little happiness

Wicked Uncle wants you to spread a little happiness....

In the long run we are all sub-optimally re-engineered. In the meantime, despite the credit crunch, there are hordes of eager little people relying on us to remember their birthdays. And even if it is not a birthday, we can also get extra street cred and spread a little happiness by spontaneous present giving. (Well we would support this, wouldn't we?).

Birthday or not, here are a few cool things you could hand over to make a small person even happier. If you have ever missed a nephew's birthday, then now is the time to make up as the first green shoots of economic recovery (or possibly just Spring) appear.

The Star Theatre projects an image of the night sky onto the bedroom ceiling and walls. It comes with an audio CD guide and the ability to create your own meteors. (Sadly interplanetary warfare and alien invasion are not built in). Highly educational and very PC.

Our latest acqusition from the Puppet Company is a scary 31" green crocodile puppet. He has scaly skin, huge teeth and looks pretty fierce. Perfect for small boys wanting to chase younger sisters around the garden.

And for those wanting a really PC present, we have the Alphabet Motorbike Jigsaw. All the pieces have letters of the alphabet (very educational), it requires no batteries and is definitely non-violent. And it is made of recycled materials.(Very middle class, although the motorbike image could be regarded as a little demotic).

Plus lots of other cool toys at our site www.wickeduncle.com. And if you have a moment or two left over from your lunch break, check out our Teddy Bears Picnic game for some light entertainment.

Happy Spontaneous Shopping,



The Wicked Uncle Team

PS Here are a couple of bear jokes suitable for amusing small people. All tested on willing guinea pigs:

NB Wicked Uncle supports the right to keep and arm bears.

Q. What do Winnie the Pooh and Rupert the Bear have in common ?
A. Their middle names.

Q. What is white, furry and tastes of mint ?
A. A polo bear.

Q. How do you start a teddy bear race ?
A. Ready,teddy, go.

A teddy bear who worked on a building site arrived for work one morning to discover his pick was missing. He went to see the foreman who told him "It's because today's the day, the teddy bears have their picks nicked!"