The Tarantula Returns....

The Remote Controlled Tarantula is back.........
Today Wicked Uncle announces the Return of the R/C Tarantula. One of our most popular items, this is a large, remote controlled, highly realistic, endorsed by the Natural History Museum, cosmically cool and very scary Spider. Like Spiderman but without the charm. Or the man bit. Definitely guaranteed to scare girls and entertain boys.
Since this is a highly authentic, 9" across, model of a leading member of the arachnid species, it would be a perfect gift to improve the biology skills of your little nephews and nieces; who get a chance to study at close hand a rarely encountered (fortunately) rare breed. Alternatively they might just love the fact that you can put it down in a crowded supermarket near the bananas, retire a few feet and control it from your pocket. Thereby causing much amusement for the operator and some mild consternation amongst the shoppers.

You could do it in a restaurant, but you might lose the tarantula. In which case of course, we would be delighted to sell you another one.


Don't say the idea came from us.

Have fun,





The Extremely Wicked Uncle Dudes

PS And now for a spider joke - followed (naturally) by a parrot joke:

Q.What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?

A.Four anti road protesters?

On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks very rudely, "And get me a whisky, dumbbell."
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets all about the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and squawks, "And get me another whisky you airhead."
Quite upset, the poor girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man tries the parrot's approach, "I've asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it now you stupid idiot."
Next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.
As they plunge downwards, the parrot turns to the man and says, "For someone who can't fly, you've sure got an attitude."