What do girls want ?

So what do girls really want ?

A really cool Wicked Uncle doesn't just come up with great stuff for boys, he is also in touch with his feminine side (as if) and knows what stuff little girls want as well. Just in case you don't, here is the Wicked Uncle definitive answer and some cool stuff for girls. No longer will you be the guy who bought the mega dumper truck when she really wanted a doll. Key rules for present buying for girls:

1. Pink is good. Creative is really good.
2. Start on fairies, move on to ballet, then riding. As they get older makeup and clothes. Then money. Then diamonds.
3. If you don't get it, don't worry. You are not the consumer.
4. If all else fails, just claim the credit for buying the most popular present.

(NB Wicked Uncle doesn't go beyond 12, so we don't actually do diamonds).

First on our list is the Enchanted Fairy Garden - a highly creative kit to grow your own indoor flower garden in a mini pink, eco-friendly greenhouse.


Next selection is our Bluebell Stables with actual pony (not live so no problem with feeding etc). Very popular with our younger riding-conscious consumers.

Then we have the My First Beauty Mirror Box named with all the finesse only a Swede could bring to the English language. In fact it is a brilliantly designed, really smart jewellery/precious things storage box by famed Nordic designer, Pia Wallen.

And finally for the sophisticated fashionista niece, we have the Graphic Design T Shirt Studio Set . This has everything you need to turn your t-shirts into amazingly, cool fashion items and become a street fashion icon in your own neighbourhood. Statement art. Very Miley Cyrus.

And if none of these are quite right, then there are lots of other cool girls' stuff at our site www.wickeduncle.com.

Happy Girly Shopping,




The Wicked Uncle Incredibly Politically Correct Team

PS We tried to get some Swedish jokes, but they are all a bit like this.....

Once there came a customer into the store and asked, "Kan jag få två smørgåssar?" (May I have two sandwitches). The store-clerk then asked, "Are you Swedish?" whereupon the customer said, " er det fordi jag sa 'smørgåssar de skjønnte at jag var svensk?" (is it because I said 'smørgåssar' i.e. the swedish word for sandwitch, you knew I was a Swede). The clerk made a cunning smirk, "no, it is because you're in a hardware store."

And now for some miscellaneous jokes:

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
"Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."